Which table of Arizona 🏀 greats would you pick to sit with?

[jumpinjohnny]

Any table but #10...can't stand that jerk. 

The REAL question is who wins the 3 on 3 Tournament?

ROUND I

2 beats 1
4 beats 3
5 beats 6 (in quadruple overtime)
7 beats 8 
9 beats 10 (by 50 points EPIC slaughter due primarily to coaching). But then the NCAA investigates and they are served a 2 game suspension by the NCAA for the coach of team 10 guy who was trying to pay the center on team 9 to shave points. He receives a lifetime show-cause and team 10 has to forfeit the loss. Team 9's center is also served a suspension and bolts for the NBA. So the remaining players of 9 and 10 combine.

ROUND II

2 beats 4
5 beats 7 (in an upset)
Team 9 is unable to play due to NCAA violations.

ROUND III

5 beats 2 (in a another upset and is labelled by the media the 'Cinderella' team of the tournament).
9 is serving their second game suspension.


ROUND IV (CHAMPIONSHIP)

Cinderella gets crushed - proving that cheaters always win.
Coached by Olson, team 9 comes back with a vengeance. Other than brief period of pouting by Salim, he goes off and hits 11 3 pointers bettered only by Arenas' 12 3 pointers and Jefferson dominates with 17 rebounds, 8 blocks and the team combines for 19 steals.

Wouldn't this be considered hijacking?

[Bear]

2, 9, 7 in that order.

[Liquidated]

Wouldn't this be considered hijacking?

No. It would be considered black humor. From Dictionary.com:

noun
a form of humor that regards human suffering as absurd rather than pitiable, or that considers human existence as ironic and pointless but somehow comic.