Asu student had a little to much alcohol in the inferno section! 😹 #AsuSucks

[WILD]

https://twitter.com/NCAABuzzerBters/status/1753262243909931308

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Spending time in Intake & Processing at 4th Ave Jail is arguably just as enjoyable as attending an ASU basketball game. Additionally, he's shitfaced enough to get a drunk cell all to himself with a mat to sleep on. Not too bad of a way to wrap up a night out on the town IMO.

[SnowDen]

A drunk assu college student, color me surprised..

BearDown

[LeftCoastCats]

ASU fans can't hang.

[arxpert]

This will end up a lawsuit and the kid will win a decent settlement because this was a dangerous medical situation and the "O-ci-fers" did not remove the person in a safe manner. I see this happen all the time. A shame all around. He will be cruising around in a brand new Tesla sooner or later from this.

[KansasCityCats]

Tesla?  He seems more like a Ford Mustang type of guy.

[arxpert]

Tesla?  He seems more like a Ford Mustang type of guy.

Maybe, but a Tesla will soon be able to drive him around while in that condition. Scary isn't it?